Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.
josh trying to lure a stray kitten. he’s like that. (x)
on the plus side, I found something that finds your untagged posts if you want to go back and ya know
Anonymouswhispered: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
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"ya cool but do u listen to twenty one pilots?"
I hope you mke beautiful mistakes